Subah-Subah ka Mushayra-aaaaa!!!!

Paathko ki "Discretion-ata" zaroori hai, yeh Mushaira hai; na ki "SABJI POORI" hai!!

Prashant: namaste...mauja hi mauja; lete hao roja!!
Kartik: kutta hai ramesh ahuja; bachhan se kahoon shuru hoja!!
Prashant: wah...maan gaye...aapki parkhi nazar, aur goa pan masala ki khabar!!
“dono swadisht”
Kartik: nafratein bohot hai duniya mein...chunauti hai ki mohabbat kaise karein;
computer pe baithe-baithe garam chalchitra dekh ke, to har koi hilata hai!!!
Prashant: rafi ka gaana, antandiya hila deta hai; reshammiya mare hue ko, jhat main jaga deta hai!!!
Kartik: lata didi aspatal mein hai...marengi kab yeh pata nahi!!!
Kartik: mastishk shudhh kaise ho ye ek savaal hai...virus vaali pen-drive to humne to bohot dekhi hain…..!!!
“subah-subah mushayra ho gaya bhai chauhan”
Prashant: lakhnavi andaz....; UP elections ka asar hai
Kartik: ho jata hai aisa kabhi-kabhi...; zaroori hai aisa hote rehne!!
Prashant: issue banate hain!!
Kartik: ganjje ke sir pardo thappad tikaate hain;
Prashant: Hum “Aadhe Baal” walo ko bhi “HUM” "G**nj*" pilate hain...all are cordially invited!!