A Marginalised, Humanised “Alien”

An article that starts with questions is moreover a “Real-ticle” rather than an article. This is simply my understanding. No “Lawyers of Vocabulary” intended or invited.
• Who do we call an Alien?
• What are the demographics, tastes, preferences, etc. of an Alien?
• Where we can find this so-called Alien?
• When do this Alien decides to get seen or heard and on which platforms?
• Why this Alien is a loner and is not visible to people whom he don’t want to?
• How do we assure that a human being is a mortal or an Alien?
^5W’s and 1H….an Alien Journalist in me just woke up!!!
I firmly believe that there is a large presence of this specie on our own planet (i.e. Earth) and also out there in the cosmic chakra of our universe. They are there and controlling various movements of earth in their manner. These Aliens’ are so much technologically advanced that they can read “people’s minds, actions, and utmost their motives in doing things”.
These days there are large audiences’ who are getting really interested in viewing, interacting, loving, caring, etc. to this extra-terrestrial specie, however they are not found very easily. After doing much-needed research on this topic, I am pretty much sure that larger-than-life personalities like Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Muhammad Ali, Vivekananda, Mahatma Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, and Larry Page and Sergey Brin (there are many more, my Alzheimer…chuck it) are some way or the other are blessed by this specie. One common thing that connects these people is that they all had a clear view and perception of “Realism of future”. They saw things what others’ didn’t; they smelt what others’ ignored; they touched what others’ are scared of; they listened to what others’ can’t resist; and they have eaten what others’ supposed uneatable. Now if we feel that these people have something that others’ lack, it becomes evident that they could be Aliens or some alien concept is yet to be explored, because from where I see and scrutinise population around the world is a “toy” in the hands of their “Alienating Ideas”.
Today the people around the world are living their lives in the shadow of the decisions made by these Aliens majorly and more surprisingly nobody had ever thought how and why. Let me present you some situations by which you can theorize that there are Aliens –
a. There are places that are deemed to be cursed because of causalities and paranormal activities taking place there. Just think if it is not done by any human being, who is really behind it?
b. A well-known fact is that “reality is our perception of outer world”; if that so, how come we cannot control the things happening in and around us.
c. In the name of technology; people these days even give out peculiar details like “the colour of their underwear; their present location; etc.” on the Internet; ever thought that these are the same details we cannot share in our Real world, however the technology takes it by itself and this is invented by this specie.
d. Even after installing state-of-the-art and multi-billion dollars of equipment, we can’t even predict the weather (we can only analyse it). If you go by my understanding, there are some Aliens, who control it.
e. Ever thought how so many natural calamities are taking place suddenly; just read through the facts and you will be astonished to know that these things are impacting only developed and under-developed geographic locations.
f. What is the reason behind the sudden rise in tension levels around the world, including bomb blasts, public outrages, rapes, mass killings, etc.? Why can’t it be related to some kind of “Alien’s mismanagement or disinvestment policies”?
I can go on adding more and more points to this…however I don’t want to write another Epic. Do feel strongly about this pre-assumption of mine and follow the rule to greet everyone with a smile and good intentions; you never know that the other guy could be a “Marginalised, Humanised “Alien”.

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