Tuesday, May 1, 2012

"Zabardast Shayari"

Jin dukaano se Amit Ji aur Shahrukh bhai ke suit aate hain,
Un jagaho pe hamare “Kacche” sile jaate hai!!

Amir hu itna ki samajh main nahi aata,
Sochta hu 15-20 bank hi khol loo!!

Paisa dimaag main nahi, jaib main rakhna chahiye,
Dimaag kata to, nuksaan aa-sahneyin hoga!!

Ek din chalte-chalte, jaib se kuch paise gir gaye,
Agle din Ambani ka photo, akhbar main sabse upar tha!!

Dimaag se “arabpati”, khyalo se “crorepati” kavi hai hum,
Pee lete hai kuch bhi; whiskey, vodka ya rum!!

Bin maange moti mile, maange mile na bheekh,
Padh to liye tere saare sher, ab kahe raha hai cheekh!!

Khareedne ko poora brahmand khareed loo,
Par dikkat to yeh hai, ke kise ne “kahi hi nahi”!!

Namaskar, is darbar main paagal kaviyo ka majma lagta hai,
Hasta kya hai kambakht; idhar aa, tu bhi kuch-kuch paagal dikhta hai!!

To or Not To

There is always a situation when we have to think what to do, say, implement, follow, etc. Situation like these arises at numerous occasions, and they force or tend us to take decisions in a haphazard, sudden manner. Collected below some of these situations -:
• Should a job be resigned prior to joining a new organisation?
• Should the “marriage talks” by our folks be taken seriously?
• Should we say “yes” to drug abuse?
• Should we end an unsuccessful relationship on a happy note?
• Should we spend lavishly, if not earning that much?
• Should we kill our “time” on anything, if have nothing to do?
• Should we say a “lie”, if we can’t handle the truth?
• Should we ignore the negative thoughts, even if they hamper our present?
• Should we talk endlessly on topics of “public welfare”, if we are not doing anything for its betterment?
• Should friendships be taken for granted?
• Should we malign others for our wrongdoings, just to hide our inability or running away from embarrassment?
• Should we run away from reality and live in our own world?
• Should we dress for others or to our personality?
• Should we start running, if we can’t walk anymore?
• Should we rob/snatch if we are unable to earn it?
Every bulleted point is started by “should” and left by an “?” mark, because neither I nor do my experiences have an answer to that….