Whose office is this?

Dressed in abnormal formals (clothes that are very hard for a single attire to sustain), available either in M, X or XXL sizes only, human beings get to plush and swanky looking workplace. Carrying their laptop - entity providing bread and butter - and rushing towards workstation as if serious economic discussion is about to take place or a rare scientific discovery is going to be disclosed. The speed at which the workstation is reached, will be doubled to get away from it sooner the possible. Then starts a theatrical performance that goes on for days, weeks, months, years, eternities.... People greet each other at every instance (it is still a mystery - why so??) and take opportunities to talk to same-people with long hours on irrelevant and inadvertent topics and issues. Cafeteria acts as a time-killing machine for "always-busy" looking employees who even carry their laptops pretending a do not disturb mode, and employees whose waistline have crossed the arctic. Then their are people who are filled with hyper enthusiasm; down with chronic depression; undergoing severe paranoia; and having a disturbing life experience, roaming around in bunches. At last, ladies - totally makeup-ized and amazingly differently dressed from each other - work really hard. Harder than the men population, because they don't work...they really don't work.

Joining the bandwagon | #IssBaarMODISarkar!!!

Taking inspiration from current #issbaarmodisarkar jibes; here are 20 pieces of creativity from a dangerously creative mind.

Sehatmand rahane ke liye; roz kariye falahar,

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Vishnujee ki leela aparam paar,

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Kohli ne maare T20 world cup final main chhakke chaar,

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Jyada sharaab peene se; aadmi hota hai beemar,

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Pyaar main ho jaati hai aankhein chaar,

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Picture dekhi maine Son of Sardar,

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Congress ke raj main; janta ne jheley mehngai ki maar,

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Toot gayi hai arth-vyavastha; aur thanda pada hai vyapar,

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Cycle wale chaleyenge scooter, aur scooter wale car,

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Ab jawab milenge unko; jo baithe hain seema-paar,

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Desh main charcha hai yeh; aur yehi hai samachaar,

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Kapde sukhane ke liye; use kare Havells ki taar,

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Jeetenge Delhi, UP, Rajasthan aur Bihar,

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Aam aadmi bhatak gaya hai; aur Haath ne diya hai thappad maar,

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Suraj ne garmi se jala diya; chaand ka na kiya deedar,

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Hulk, Spiderman, Superman, Ironman aur Captain America bhi kare namaskar,

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Baby doll na sone di aur lochha-e-ulfat ki dar-kaar,

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Munni ki badnaami aur Sheila ki jawaani karegi chamatkar,

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Veer tum badhe chalo, na maano itni jaldi haar,

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Ghar jaake jaldi, TV pe dekho chitrahaar,

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Jee le!

Dil ne mujhseee  yeh kaha hai
jeene tu ab laga hai,
chhoti si hai zindagi,
lambi jeene ki dua hai.

abhi Jaise tu ji rahaaaaaa,
jeena usse kehteeee,
pehle tu jee raha tha,
mar hi gaya tha jaise.


jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.
jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.

Teri kashmakash ki yeh boli,
aur surat yeh teri bholi,
tu saaf baat haiiii karta,
kehne ko kuch bhi na darta.

tu rehta isssss jaha main,
par soch teri badi hai,
baatein naaaa-mumkin sahi hai,
par shuruaat to kari hai.


jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.
jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.

bahut diikkattein sahi hai,
thokre bhiii khaiiii,
Jhoot bhi hai bola,
aur sach ki bhi ladaaai.

Kabhi aaanso bhi samundar,
ki tarah bhi, bhaar aaye,
Kabhi muskarate-muskarateeee,
tune aaag khud ko lagayi.

jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.
jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.

tu khushiyaan logo ko deta,
teri har madad badi hai,
tujhme anokhi rangat,
aur "hum" ki daulat bhari hai.

sapna tera bada hai,
par himmat bhi, teri badi hai,
Tu karle ka jo bhi hai karna,
teri life poori padi hai.

jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.
jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.