Daastan Daaru Ki….

Daastan daaru ki, ab tumko kya sunaye,
Bigada hua hai system, kaise tumhe samjhaye.
Na mile jo daaru,
To sir mera bokhalaye
Pike addha-pauwa,
Ab chain mujhko na aaye.
Fakna aadat hai, faak liya hai jaata,
Pike poori botal, main bhool sab kuch hu jaata.
Daaru ki daastan main,
Nasha avval number hai.
Rum ki li hai botal,
Vodka ka quarter hai.
Pee ke khamba whiskey,
Banda hu main poora risky.
Peeke glassful wine,
Drinking-driving ka lagta hai fine.
Theke par badhti bheed ka,
Andazaa tum na lagao.
Leke glass hath main,
Saath khade ho jao.
Peeta hai boodha,
Peeta hai baccha.
Ab cheetah bhi hai peeta.
Daaru ki daastan main, na Quran chale na Geeta.
Feni piyo, ya piyo gin,
Peg banage opposite to thin,
Smile like hell, just remove that grin,
A peg can be made, on dimensions of a pin.
Sharaab ka kuan, khodenge hum to..
Pee rahe hai,
Aur peeyenge hum to.
Rapchundus, jhakaas, daaru-a-jeevan.