The day when it started all over again…….

I have heard this from great personalities that everything in life completes a circle – if anything is started then it will eventually complete by finishing on a particular day and time. Like Darwin said “Every action has equal and opposite reaction”, however, timing between the action and reaction is not definite. Many a times, arguably, people are not able to understand the actions that they do, which results in them not understanding the reactions. In my opinion, this is a result of people living a blindfolded life, like a horse that pulls a cart on the directions of his master and for the sake of getting food in return.  

This all has been about the people who are irritated and frustrated by the limits set by them on themselves. They do not understand the real truth behind the existence in this utopian world. Everyone and each one has plethora of options, still they limit themselves to only two – BLACK and WHITE. However, most of the things in life fall under GREY………..

Whose office is this?

Dressed in abnormal formals (clothes that are very hard for a single attire to sustain), available either in M, X or XXL sizes only, human beings get to plush and swanky looking workplace. Carrying their laptop - entity providing bread and butter - and rushing towards workstation as if serious economic discussion is about to take place or a rare scientific discovery is going to be disclosed. The speed at which the workstation is reached, will be doubled to get away from it sooner the possible. Then starts a theatrical performance that goes on for days, weeks, months, years, eternities.... People greet each other at every instance (it is still a mystery - why so??) and take opportunities to talk to same-people with long hours on irrelevant and inadvertent topics and issues. Cafeteria acts as a time-killing machine for "always-busy" looking employees who even carry their laptops pretending a do not disturb mode, and employees whose waistline have crossed the arctic. Then their are people who are filled with hyper enthusiasm; down with chronic depression; undergoing severe paranoia; and having a disturbing life experience, roaming around in bunches. At last, ladies - totally makeup-ized and amazingly differently dressed from each other - work really hard. Harder than the men population, because they don't work...they really don't work.

Joining the bandwagon | #IssBaarMODISarkar!!!

Taking inspiration from current #issbaarmodisarkar jibes; here are 20 pieces of creativity from a dangerously creative mind.

Sehatmand rahane ke liye; roz kariye falahar,

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Vishnujee ki leela aparam paar,

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Kohli ne maare T20 world cup final main chhakke chaar,

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Jyada sharaab peene se; aadmi hota hai beemar,

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Pyaar main ho jaati hai aankhein chaar,

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Picture dekhi maine Son of Sardar,

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Congress ke raj main; janta ne jheley mehngai ki maar,

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Toot gayi hai arth-vyavastha; aur thanda pada hai vyapar,

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Cycle wale chaleyenge scooter, aur scooter wale car,

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Ab jawab milenge unko; jo baithe hain seema-paar,

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Desh main charcha hai yeh; aur yehi hai samachaar,

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Kapde sukhane ke liye; use kare Havells ki taar,

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Jeetenge Delhi, UP, Rajasthan aur Bihar,

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Aam aadmi bhatak gaya hai; aur Haath ne diya hai thappad maar,

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Suraj ne garmi se jala diya; chaand ka na kiya deedar,

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Hulk, Spiderman, Superman, Ironman aur Captain America bhi kare namaskar,

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Baby doll na sone di aur lochha-e-ulfat ki dar-kaar,

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Munni ki badnaami aur Sheila ki jawaani karegi chamatkar,

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Veer tum badhe chalo, na maano itni jaldi haar,

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Ghar jaake jaldi, TV pe dekho chitrahaar,

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Jee le!

Dil ne mujhseee  yeh kaha hai
jeene tu ab laga hai,
chhoti si hai zindagi,
lambi jeene ki dua hai.

abhi Jaise tu ji rahaaaaaa,
jeena usse kehteeee,
pehle tu jee raha tha,
mar hi gaya tha jaise.


jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.
jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.

Teri kashmakash ki yeh boli,
aur surat yeh teri bholi,
tu saaf baat haiiii karta,
kehne ko kuch bhi na darta.

tu rehta isssss jaha main,
par soch teri badi hai,
baatein naaaa-mumkin sahi hai,
par shuruaat to kari hai.


jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.
jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.

bahut diikkattein sahi hai,
thokre bhiii khaiiii,
Jhoot bhi hai bola,
aur sach ki bhi ladaaai.

Kabhi aaanso bhi samundar,
ki tarah bhi, bhaar aaye,
Kabhi muskarate-muskarateeee,
tune aaag khud ko lagayi.

jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.
jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.

tu khushiyaan logo ko deta,
teri har madad badi hai,
tujhme anokhi rangat,
aur "hum" ki daulat bhari hai.

sapna tera bada hai,
par himmat bhi, teri badi hai,
Tu karle ka jo bhi hai karna,
teri life poori padi hai.

jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.
jee ley, jee ley, khul ke tu jee lay,
jeeta raheeeeeeeeea tu.

Gaaliyon Ka Paimana

Choot mare ke chinaal ke bacche,

Tod dunga tera daant kacche;

Maa chudate hain aadmi sacche,

Nikal bahar, lekar apne fatte kacche. 

Gaand main haath deke, praan kheech leta hu main,

Do rupaiya ke naseeb walo ko, athanni deta hu main;

Izzat tere kya, main apne aap ke nahi karta,

Minute main chod du bahen, kisi se main nahi darta. 

Sharaab, shabab aur kabab ka main rakhwala hu,

Dushmano ko second main, maar deta bhaala hu;

Chehre ka saanwla, dil ka poora kaala hu,

Gendhe ka sirf ek phool nahi, poori jaymala hu. 

Samajhna hai mujhko to, gaaliyon ka tika lagao,

Leke bahen saath main, line main khade ho jao;

Bhaagte hue jao, ek “OLD MONK” ka khamba lao,

Ab niklo yaha se aur kuch Chakhna banao. 

Meri baton ka bura mano to mano,

Kya meri jhaat padoge;

Main to pehle se bigada hua hu,

Mere tum kya lund bigadoge!!!

 

 

©Reality Distorter. This is a work of creative thought process and freedom of speech and ideation. It does not hold any resemblance to any person living or dead. No hard feelings intended.

“Tension-free” living

1.) If drinking alcohol and smoking pot is done for getting one’s self high; still do we need others’ while doing it?

2.) If problem only cause problems, then why should it be taken or talked about?

3.) Being alone is a boon that only “special ones” are blessed with.

4.) Truth comes with a weight; in the end it removes all the hate.

5.) It is very difficult to become a devil; but is it so much difficult to be a good person.

6.) People, who know how to drive a car, eventually have it; people who don’t, can never afford it.

7.) People who are not capable of doing anything are always among the “FIRSTS” to deliver objections and criticisms.

8.) Distorting the reality is FUN; distorting the facts is CRIME.

9.) Happiness is the product that can be bought with empty pockets anywhere and everywhere; still people don’t buy it for “endless” reasons.

10.)Dancing on the beats is contemporary; dancing with “BlackOuts” somehow becomes HISTORICAL.

Matlab “Kuch Bhi” – “ANYTHING!!!

Ek bandh kamre main baitha hu,

Kuch uljhano ka pitaara liye;

Soch raha hu kuch likh lu,

Apni yaadon ka sahara liye.

Mashtishk main ek khyal daud ke aaya hai,

Jisne mujhe chup-chaap ye samjhaya hai;

Ki main ek sadharan manushya hu; na ki koi buddhi-jeevi,

Kuch bhi likhne ki azaadi hai mujhe; meethi ya fir ho baat teekhi.

Vyang likho; ya prakashit karu ek ansuni ghatna,

Milta nahi mujh jaiso ko “Bharat Ratna”;

Khuli aankhon se sapne dekhne ka bhram hai mujhe,

Haqeeqat se meri, kayee “Iteefaq” hai joode.

“Ghalib” ka paimana hu main,

“Khusrow” ki chillam hu;

“Majeed” ka kahekasha hu to,

“Tagore” ki ghazal hu.

“Shabdo” ki talaash main aajkal;

Dar-dar ki kitabe chaat raha hu main;

Do “kodi” ka mol nahi hai,

Be-parwah inhe fir bhi baant raha hu main.

Is behudgi ko meri;

Ek choti si “Kavita” samajhna;

Likhte hue jo waqt barbaad kiya hai maine;

Kripya-kar "PADHKAR" aap bhi karna.

DHANYA-VAAD / AADAB